Edge

The Man Behind The Name
A scottish cunt who is second longest running straemer, after RSM. Full stop. He has a God-Tier computer with which he manages to attach shitty 50MB internets to and thus making it completely pointless.

He hates horror games so naturally he plays a lot of them and crys like a bitch when they scare him.

Contrastingly, he loves watching Kawaii videos and never fail to see them at least once after every meal.

He is that faggot that streamed To Catch a Predator, to much lulz.

He is to be confirmed to be the offspring of Big Boss.

He hates Haggis and many other shit tier foods and has an intense fear or spiders… or was it clowns… must be spider-clowns. Anyway he will bail out and leave us in the lurch if there are any of that.

He is completely hairless due to radiation poisoning and claims that he has a "swimmers build" which is gay code for a twink. It is an actual fact he is a god tier swimmer and would give Michael Phelps a run for his money.

It is a known fact that Edge only has dessert once a week, he claims this is to maintain his "swimmer's body".

His long time gay-lover is Professer Derp. They have a child called BBCujelly.

He loves Manchester United and Chelsea football clubs.

He also has a little brother named Kal-El Callum and a sister named Cheryle: who may or may not be a loli.

Also he recently became a meme, which is not hard considering the amount of random shit he says. Fuck, Cunt, and Jesus being his favorite words.

He is also part of the MADE squad on Battlefield 3, alongside SuperToast and ADogAndAMan, who like to fuck up peoples shit on random servers.

Art
Edge is also confirmed to be a master of art. Here are some of his masterpieces.